Santa: Maine Jab Apna Pichha Ghar Chhoda Tha To Meri Makan Malkin Rone Lagi Thi Nai Makan Malkin: Main Nahin Roungi Main Advance Pahle Hi Le Leti Hu
Santa Banta Aur Pathan Pariksha Ke Bad Tinon Ek Dusre Bate Kar Rahe The Pathan: Yaar Mujhe Kuchh Nahin Aata Tha Maine Paper Khali Chhod Diya Hai Banta: Maine Bhi Santa: Kya Yaar Madam Sochegi Hamne 'Nakal' Ki Hai
Restorent Men Santa Apni Garlfrend Se Bola "I Lov U"A Garlfrend: Par Main Tumse Pyaar Nahin Karti Santa: Water Hamare Bill Alag-Alag Lana Garlfrend: Are Main To Majak Kar Rahi Thi "I Lov U To"A
Santa: Murge Ki Taang Kaha Hai? Water: Murga Langda Tha Santa: Iska Dil Kahaan Hai? Water: Murgi Le Gai Santa: Iska Dimag Kaha Hai? Water: Murga Pathan Tha
Naukar: Sahab Aapka Kutta To Bilkul Aadmi Jaisa Lagta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise? Santa: Nalayak Vo Kutta Nahin Mera Beta Hai Engineering Kar Raha Hai Aaj Kal Paper Chal Rahe Hain
Santa Ke Bete Ka Accident Ho Gaya Doctor: Aapke Bete Ke Pair Katne Padenge Santa Ne Apna Sar Pakda To Doctor Bola "Ab Tumhen Kya Hua?" Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Naye Jute Dilaye The